We’re undecided the place dangerous pickup traces began, however one way or the other they’ve grow to be nearly an artwork type. (Or at the least the dangerous ones.) Whether you’re trolling relationship apps or sending one thing cheese-tastic and groan-inducing to your SO (they’re caught with you! They have to like you anyway!), discovering a number of traces that strike the stability between “woof” and “LOL” is an effective way to interrupt the ice or re-inject some enjoyable into your conversations. After all, isolation and quarantine time means it's essential have a robust attractive texting sport.
How do you craft one thing stuffed with puns, vital details about your cat and nonspecific compliments that’s tacky sufficient that the opposite particular person may assume there’s some depth beneath your one-liner? We’re undecided, however individuals handle to do it. What we actually wish to know is: Have any of those ever labored? Was it solely mockingly?
Anyway, we hope these pickup traces offers you amusing. Just promise by no means to (significantly) use them — except you’re actually that charming.
These tacky pickup traces are so dangerous, they’re nearly good.
“Was your mother a beaver? ‘Cause damn!”
“Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them.”
“It’s handy that I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out.”
“Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!”
“Do you work at Subway? ‘Cause you just gave me a foot-long.”
“Hey, girl. Are you German? ‘Cause I wanna be Ger-man!”
“I hear you’re looking for a stud. Well, I’ve got the STD and all I need is you.”
“Are those space pants? Because your ass is outta control!”
“Do you have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.”
“Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.”
“If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.”
“I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?”
A model of this text was initially printed in February 2015.